Bathroom Makeovers

Previously on The Blockhead, we saw our contestants present innovative ideas to our panel of professional kitchen designers. Today, we were wrapping up the kitchen saga and moving on to a new territory – the bathroom, the home of every renovator’s biggest dreams and worst nightmares. As I strolled into the set, the air was …

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Unfortunate Glass Incident

Dear revered Financial Committee, First and foremost, I extend my sincere gratitude for your understanding and the swift provision of funds after the unfortunate Medieval Castle War incident. The quote for repairing glass balustrades close to Melbourne was indeed hefty, but the new balustrade now stands resplendent, an ever-present reminder of the importance of metaphorical …

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Bathroom Memo 001

Transcript of voice memo, dated 24th April 2024: Sometimes the world beyond these fortified walls feels like a fading dream, an echo of a past life. It’s been weeks since I decided to turn my bathroom into a stronghold. I find myself spending more and more time there, hiding from the impending apocalypse. It’s become …

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Construction Memo 002

Transcript of voice memo, dated 2nd September 2023: As our project forges ahead, the grandeur of this creation begins to take shape. Every passing day, the vision of my fortress gets clearer. I’m standing at the heart of my dream, observing the work of the best luxury home contractors in the business. Their craftsmanship brings …

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Semi-Ute Finals

The excitement is palpable as we launch into the semi-finals of our talent show. The contestants are pumped, the audience is thrilled, and amidst it all, there sits our mechanical contestant – the ute. Polished to perfection and equipped with one of the best ute trays for sale close to Melbourne, it’s ready to steal …

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Table Tennis Debate

Hello, folks. It’s Bob again. The last time I filled you in on my journey, I told you about my latest foray into fitness and the ever-so-enjoyable experience of assembling home fitness equipment. This time around, I’ve got another story for you – one that involves a little more family drama and a lot less …

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Capital Chill

Another year in uni and another unpredictable turn of events. As Canberra’s notoriously brutal winter started to set in, we found ourselves once again at the mercy of the elements. Our beloved sanctuary from the summer heat, the Cool Castle, proved just as inept at keeping the winter chills at bay. Canberra had more than …

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Unseen NDIS Heroes

The sun was setting in Adelaide when Heroic Hearts congregated in their NDIS centre, which doubled as their secret lair. The air buzzed with excitement and energy. Alex had designed a virtual training program where each member practised their abilities. They also had access to specialist accommodation for people with disabilities, catering to their unique …

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The Carpenter’s Return

In The Carpenter’s Return, the epic conclusion to the Lord of the Timber trilogy, the realms of hardware stores are in the midst of a decisive battle against Dark Lord Sawron’s forces at Fort Plankheart. The film opens with Tomlin Oakenshield and Barkley navigating through the dark lands of Sawron, avoiding obstacles and defeating Sawron’s …

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Steel Knight Rises

Frankston, once peaceful and tranquil, began to be enveloped by foreboding darkness. Shadows crept at the edges of the forest, and whispers of a malevolent presence spread through the village. The villagers turned to Henry Steelheart for aid, knowing of his mighty Starsteel blade. Henry knew he needed to forge something even greater to protect …

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